Hark! Who Goes There? Welcome Doormat Size:Large Now have one to greet

Now have one to greet your guest and tell them what to do

Do your see any cats in my yard

Custom designs may take longer than 10 days

peeing in your owner's shoes get their attention

Just in case they forgot what to do in anticipation of attending yet another Con

Hark! Who Goes There? Welcome Doormat Size:Large Now have one to greetThis custom doormat implies you carry a double sided iron fired battle axe or a crossbow made with real stag horns. Toilet paper? You laugh at such niceties. You use tree bark or sun dried porcupine leathers. You are a MANLY MAN (or woman). Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made